This is a part of my team that not many people get the chance to see.
“I’m
buckeled in with my thighs”
“Hey
– you can’t prove that I don’t have indigestion”
“I
haven’t gone to sleep yet and I already don’t want to wake up….is that
bad?”
T
“so
I was looking through your trash…”
“I’m
gonna be a hippo whisperer.”
“One
of these days I’m gonna figure out how to flush this toilet.”
Nadia
“that
doesn’t threaten me at all. you’re 2 inches shorter than me. What do you
want?” (to mom)
“If
I want my joints broken, I would do something much more exciting.”
“Guys
we should register with the US embassy in case there is a tsunami and we’re
stranded in lake victoria.”
“I
didn’t say I don’t want children, I said I don’t like children” (my
favorite quote of all!)
“Have
I ever told you I’m a flying squirrel?” (in a moomoo, whispered)
“I
already at my body” ….(at communion)
Kyle
“KC,
you just prostituted a prophecy in my life. Oh wait”
“What?
So you don’t want to swap spit with me?”
KC
“Whoopi
Coldbery couldn’t be catholic it just couldn’t happen”
“You’re
gonna be one of those people in the cages in my house”
“Why
is Africa the hottest continent we could’ve come to?”
Jenessa
“Do
we need to clean up? Make myself more presentable? Should we get the dishes off
the lawn?”
“I
don’t tinkle – I wizz”
Alison
“My
baby maker hurts”
“My
life is so unstable”
John
“That’s
what this world needs. More hand to hand combat”
“Yay,
All girls”
Jess
“I
hate to be the bearer of bad news but your beanie babies are worth nothing. You
were decieved by the beanie baby people”
“Your
yelling hurts my malaria”
“Dude,
if they sold clappers in Africa we’d have one by now.”
“We
pee on our feet all the time”
“If
you smelled like hot dogs. I’d be sniffing you”
Kathleen
“I’ll
get you next time chuck-E-cheese”
Brittany
“Save
me, Hitler!”
Tara
“I
don’t play with big balls; I play with little balls.”
Funny Conversations
Alison
“I’m your leader, I know what’s best for you.”
Brittany
“Yeah, like Hitler know what was best for Germany”
Jess
“What if you tip over a kangaroo on your way to the squatty?”
Reese
“Then I’ve got bigger problems to deal with…….like where the hell am
I?”
Tara
“TMA, guys”
Kathleen
“What is TMA?”
Tara
“Too much…..ahhhh crap, it made sense in my head!”
